What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:05

You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
What do you think about a sister's love?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.