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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 00:05

What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why does everyone hate Anthony Joshua so much? I get that he isn’t the best heavyweight boxer ever but people claim he’s a no skill fighter but he has an Olympic gold medal, a world championship, and beat Klitschko, a dominant force in boxing

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

What do you think about a sister's love?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do you suck men's dicks?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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